Small-Town Swing Dancing

My parents’ hometown of Toccoa, Georgia is small… Very, very small. My parents and grandparents live there. And even
not counting them, there are some interesting characters in town. My dad attracts all of them and makes friends with them. One such friend is named Greg Austin. One day long ago when I was twelve, my dad and I made a surprise visit to his house. 
I was feeling shy that day, probably because pre-puberty wasn’t treating me well. With my long stringy hair, teeth not yet straight, and hand-me-down baggy t-shirt, I was every inch the socially awkward homeschooler. But when I walked into the Austins’ house that day… things changed. 

Mr. Austin is very tall with a mustache and a mop of grey hair. He welcomed us in by shouting “everyone put clothes on!” which drew laughter from the far parts of the house. I went in the living room and found a teenage boy sitting on the sofa with his button-down Hawaiian shirt open, strumming a guitar and singing. When he saw me, he remarked, “Oh! A young lady,” and dropped his guitar to button the shirt over his chest. I giggled. Being recognized as a lady, however young and androgynous I looked at twelve, made me feel like a princess.

Fast forward to the present day. I’m twenty-six and visiting my parents’ hometown on vacation… And my father was hosting a dance! Within the first five minutes I saw Mr. Austin’s grey mop bouncing toward me and greeted him. Of course, he’s a sanguine sort that meets many people and forgets most of them immediately, so I had to explain again who I was. By the time he had it figured it out, a cheerful young man in an Air Force uniform was leaning over his shoulder. “My son,” Mr. Austin explained, “Josiah.” Josiah winked at me and suddenly I remembered the boy buttoning up his shirt so long ago. I smiled back at him. “Will you be needing a dance partner?” Josiah asked boldly. “I’ll make sure there’s someone available.”

“Yes, I’d love that!” I said at once, forgetting I didn’t know how to dance. 

“Done!” Josiah said, grinning.

My dad doesn’t know how to dance. “Watch out for that Austin boy,” he said, ignoring the fact that Josiah is now thirty-two. “He’s full of beans. He was jitterbugging with what’s-his-name’s daughter a few minutes ago.” 

I mingled a while longer and then Josiah was back, sweating profusely and offering me his arm. “So I forgot to tell you. I don’t know how to dance,” I said, laughing.

“It’s okay!” He responded, wiping his forehead. “I was an entertainer and taught ballroom dance for years before I joined the Air Force.” And sure enough, he took my waist with confidence (I flashed back to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: “Take my waist, Harry”) and led out. 

Dancing, especially with a partner, is not one of those things you can overthink in life. If I tried to think, to figure it out, I froze up and we started to trip. If I let myself do what he already knew how to do so well, I started to pick up the steps a little. And then it was easy to enjoy the dance, the moment, the hurricane weather outside and this wonderful life.

Most guys don’t take the initiative to learn to dance. Even fewer feel confident asking a lady they don’t know onto the floor. I think Josiah and his kind should be at every dance, getting out on the floor and taking ladies with them, even and especially ladies who never learned and don’t usually. 

Princes, take note: learn to dance and take some chances. You won’t be sorry.

  
-The Dauntless Princess-

Au Revoir, Ottawa: Rodger’s Afterword 

After I showed him my last journal entry, Rodger scorned the reading and said it was all quite ridiculous and unrealistic. He insisted I add this afterword to tell his side of the story.

First, he said, Ottawa was not very friendly toward snails. When most people saw him for the first time, they said, “What is that?” As if they’d never seen an ambassador from the kingdom of gastropods. For all Canadians are famously polite, he thought they could have shown him more courtesy. Princess Stacie and he developed a special animosity when she didn’t appreciate one of his puns.

Second, he wished me to point out that while everyone in Ottawa is very polite to one another, when they get in a car they drive like morons. He was forced to take the bus most of the time to avoid accidents merging on the freeway since no one would let him over. I pointed out he was slow at merging at the best of times, but “slow” is a touchy subject with him and set him off worse than ever.

Third, he was depressed that most shops only accepted Visa and MasterCard. He asked how on earth he was supposed to win rewards points toward the pro-fungal creme he’s been eyeing on the website? Same with Bing rewards, which pay roughly $5 a month. “Not offered in your country”… Pandora didn’t work either. And then he gave a long rant about Google Canada which, unfortunately, did involve a lot of profanity. 

And as icing on the cake, Princess Madison asked him whether or not snails are really ticklish and then fell asleep during his explanation, so he took to his shell when he saw her coming after that.

When he went back to admiring the view of our jet, I considered that he had some good points… But it still wasn’t enough to spoil the nostalgia for me. 

I had coffee. 

My flight was boarding on time. 

I’d see my family tonight and the Dark Knight awaited me this holiday. 

Forget his complaints. I was happy enough to afford my Canadian experience some nostalgia. 

-The Dauntless Princess-

(And Rodger)

Au Revoir, Ottawa

As I type, I’m lounging in Ottawa’s quiet airport, staring at the jet just past the windows that’ll fly me to Toronto, where I’ll board another jet for Atlanta.

It’s time to fly south.

This morning a little girl sashayed into Starbucks wearing a long, dressy peacoat, tiny leather boots, and knitted gloves. And unfortunately, although her basic instincts have kicked in before puberty, her attire wasn’t misplaced. The first really chilly autumn mornings are upon us here in Ottawa. Determined to make the most of the season at the castle, we held court several days ago and considered corn roasts, s’mores, apple turnovers and cider. I won’t be in Canada to enjoy them… Summer is over and it’s time for me to go home.

Spending four months in one city made me excited to move on (after all, it’s all about travel, travel, travel) but also sad to leave all the friends I made. 

Allow me to introduce you to two of them: Bob and Barry. They’re our castle gate-guards. They know virtually all the castle residents by sight and are worth their weight in gold. Their role in the castle is essential. And I appreciated them because, every weekday morning as I started and ended my work, they provided a quip or admonition. Stopping to chat became a ritual. “Have you done your reports?” Barry would ask each night, eyeing me seriously from behind bushy eyebrows. “Have you put the calls on forwarding?” Yes, yes, I would tell him, everything is finished. He would nod solemnly and say, “Good.  Good.” He also caught onto my love of red meat and tendency to go home and eat giant hamburgers. So many nights, I’d simply walk by holding up my hands around a giant, 12-inch, invisible hamburger, and watch the solemn face wrinkle in laughter.

Bob, on the other hand, would recognize the sound of my high-heels on the tile each morning and call “Well, hello!” down the hallway as I came around the corner. “Oh, beautiful day, eh? I spent the weekend in Edmonton putting up a fence with my niece. I’ve never worked so hard in twenty years, eh?” And who could help but start the day smiling at such cheerfulness? Much more than just a guard, Bob spends his down time reading, expanding his already active knowledge of many subjects… making him a rare conversational delight.

I’ll miss these two with their friendliness, support, and listening ears. 

(Bob)

 
(Barry)
  
Yesterday as I had my last audience with the Queen of the castle (who I would definitely love to be when I grow up), I asked if she had any words of wisdom as I left. “Stay true to yourself!” she replied without hesitation. 

As the Queen commands, then, so shall it be done! Au revoir, Ottawa… we may meet again.

-The Dauntless Princess-

  

Golden Hour

I’ve been waiting patiently. Each morning, for days on end now, the clouds kept sunshine from peeking through my castle windows until late. But I’ve kept waking early and watching for the cloudless sunrise. 

Rumor has it that an hour after sunrise and the hour before sunset, the sunlight falls softer, redder, and makes the world look almost magical. I anticipated seeing the wide, wild farmlands of Canada covered in early autumn dew in the soft dawn light… and waited. 

“Goodbye, goodbye,” sang Carolyn, waltzing out the door yesterday. “It’s my day off tomorrow and it’s going to be beautiful weather. I’m taking my grand-daughter shopping. Goodbye, goodbye!” With a whirl of skirts, curled blonde hair and old-fashioned pearls my glamourous sixty-something coworker departed, and in the following pause, I realized tomorrow would be the day I’d waited for.

The morning dawned cloudless and I scrambled to leave, driving fast along the highway trying to find the farmland outside the tech-centered suburb. “Tech, tech, tech, tech, FARMS!” is the way Clarke described the area, and he was right – past the shining modern buildings there’s only undeveloped farmland. The light was already pouring over everything, the perfect morning! I wound my way out along Carling Avenue and there it was: the road to nowhere. This is where I’d stop to enjoy the golden hour.     

   
   
Everything was covered in dew, stunning and ethereal. As the sun rose a bit higher, it got even more beautiful…

   
   
Someone made their home in this field:

   
 
And I discovered a ghost spider, which, as ghosts often do, refused to be photographed properly. BUT I ASSURE YOU I saw him in incredible detail, frail and translucent. That white dot is him! See?

  
And with that, there was nothing left but to put a flower behind my ear and take a selfie. 

  
-The Dauntless Princess-